Category Archives: random

Funny

“Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?”

I apologize for opening with what you may find rude or insulting. When I read that supposed pick up line (Pokemon reference) I cracked up.

I was looking for a funny post, so I searched Funny. All this crap (no offense) about things being funny but not really, or why we thought this was funny bla bla bla appeared. Not one single post that made me laugh! Not one!

If I search “funny” I want laughs, not psychological talk. You, person who searched “funny” and read this, probably wanted the same. Thats why to make up for the rant, I put that hilarious pick up line. For the record, I really DO find it funny, but I laugh with almost anything.

“Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!”

Hilarious.

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Story Time Again

Once upon a time, in a far far away country that you have never heard of, lived a teenage girl.

This girl, who used to have pretty depressing days, was happy most of the time now. This same girl, could not sleep at 3 am.

Tragic, I know.

So, to become sleepy, this girl, I’ll call her G (as in Girl), started reading Manga. That’s how cool she was.

However! Tragedy arose again! G finished her manga, all 28 volumes of Rurouni Kenshin (Samurai X for those who don’t know) were finished. She highly recommend reading this manga too, and watching the Anime. Yes, she watched anime, that’s how cool she is.

G was now faced with a dilema. What could she do to become sleepy, she could start watching or reading Naruto, as that was her next japanese thing. No, not today. She could do homework. Actually that’s a lie, G never considered doing homework.

She decided to get on Facebook. That however, is another story.

She browsed, and got bored. She texted and got bored.

Boredom brought her to WordPress to write this incredible pointless story. Which, you know, she is doing right now.

That is where our story comes to an end.

I would say, “they all lived happily ever after” but my story is about ONE girl, plus I bet that phrase is under copy right.

The End


Radiate Happiness

Today someone told me I “Radiate Happiness”.

Me!

Have you read this blog? If you haven’t go read one of my posts.They are the most depressing shit ever! (ok not ever, but they are pretty depressing.)

Its nice to know that hey! maybe I have hope.

I am aware that I am not the most beautiful girl out there, but If I can “radiate happiness” and maybe you know, make some people happy, even if its for a little bit, I’m happy. This is propbably the most wonderful compliment I have ever recieved, people have called be pretty and beautiful. But this one took the cake.

 

I hope you know my happiness after hearing this translates a little into this post. I’ll try to radiate happiness more than sadness, we should all try. Be happy everyone:) Right now, I am.


Results

So I went to the shrink, and I am not depressed.

Yet.

No, but seriously, he said I have mild symptoms that may or may not develop into depression. I’m sharing this with you, internet world, becuase you have absolutely no idea who I am.

Ahh, the safety of anonimity.

Even if you did know who I am, this is fact, so whatever. So, I got sleeping pills of some natural substance the brian makes to fix my fucked up sleeping patterns. That’s it, I have another date with the doctor in like a week, and we’ll see where it goes from there.

Also, my parents have changed around me, in result, I changed too. It’s not abad change, it was just weird. My parents are now giving more liberties and permissions and stuff. I think they didn’t expect their model kid to turn out depressed, or even close to that. So I believe this is an attempt to make me happy, so that it doesn’t develop into depression. Do not judge me, since that is my belief, I am trying very hard to not take advantage of it. No extra benefits being asked, I promise.

So now I am waiting. My parents are waiting too, but mostly me. I am waiting to see what happens, and I am ready to you know, face whatever does happen. So, whether I’m depressed or not, wish me luck. This is a tough world we live in.


Photo

Just a photograph. I just really like it (and yes I took it, so it’s mine).


My Tweets: Thoughts on Twitter

I see lots and lots of posts about Facebook, and none about twitter! I’m sure they’re out there but I don’t see them.

I have mixed feelings about twitter. In an attempt to sort them out, while making a post, I have decided to do the Pros and Cons list.

Pros:

1. I can see what celebrities think! – This may seem extremely superficial. And most celebrities just remind you to “Watch my video!” or “I’m on I-tunes!”. However, I don’t follow most of those celebrities. Maybe the people I follow can’t even be called celebrities. Some of the people I follow, are extremely witty. Their tweets make me laugh. Also, the fact that I can see what this super cool person I want to meet is thinking, is just freaking awesome.

2. No judgement for updating your status! – One of the best things of Facebook is the status update. However, on Facebook, when you update your status to much, you get annoying. Twitter is like status central, no one cares if you tweet to much (OK thats a lie, but no one cares that they care!). Update all you want!

3. The lingo is cute – This is a sucky reason, but I love saying “Tweet” or “Twitpic”

Cons

1. I feel stupid when I tweet- Because I am not a celebrity, I don’t have a zillion replies. So Tweeting is pretty much like talking to yourself. Cool? Yeah? No.

2. It gets boring– After you read all the tweets, what else is there to do? Sit around and wait for more tweets? Yeah, I don’t think so.

3. That stupid whale – That whale when twitter is to full. It’s so damn cute, yet you hate it.

4. The Trending Topics – Oh my god, the trending topics of twitter are horrible. They are without a doubt the dumbest things ever. I hate Justin Bieber, and lets just say the “beliebers” apparently have great power over the trending topics. Which makes me hate them even more. No one cares if it’s #mytimenow, or if #aliensatetheworld.

So those are my thoughts on twitter. I should go and capitalize Twitter, but I am sleepy so I’ll skip that. Even though there are more Cons than Pros, I’ll probably still check twitter alot, mostly becuase I get bored, and even though Twitter is not SUPER FUN it can be entertaining for a bit.

With that I leave you. Remember to go follow me! (Just Kidding)


Let’s Be Positive

Hi.

My blog is extremely negative haha

In an attemp to bring goodness and happiness to this blog, I shall focus on the good things! Yesterdays list was the things that made me sad. Today we’ll go the other way. I’ll even put pictures in an attempt to bring color and therefore joy.

Music- Makes me happy, most of the time at least.

Let’s Get Specific:

My Chemical Romance and The Ready Set make me smile, anything from them. A video a song, an interview. I smile

My friends make me pretty happy too. At least the good ones.

Weekends make me happy.

Water puts a smile on my face. I mean this as in, if I get a big water  bottle, cold, I am content

Sleeping and eating are two of my favorite things in the world.

A good book = :D

A good movie is good too.

My family, mostly my brothers and my uncle (who’s like a brother to me, due to the very small age difference).

Painting makes me happy, I enjoy it. However, when I get pushed to do something, I get frustrated.

Well then, I think that sums most of my happy things. I bet there’s more, but I feel like typing other stuff. More Posts on random crap coming up!

Be happy people, don’t be like yours truly, who’s been sad lately.

SMILE.